So, sometimes my friends and I will start talking and that conversation turns into a competition. Sometimes the results are glorious. BEHOLD!
REM: I love your face.
Me: Your face is like cascading liquid awesome.
REM: Your face is like Tom Hiddleston with a Popsicle on a hot day.
Me: Your face is like john barrowman and puppies.
REM: Your face is like the good feeling that comes from delicious crispy bacon.
Me: Your face is red velvet cake with david tennant in leather pants.
REM: Your face is absinthe done the correct way, with a sprinkle of glitter.
Me: Your face is a dub step margarita.
REM: Your face is the late afternoon sun, observed from the safety of the shade with mimosa in hand.
Me: Your face is a sonnet being read by benedict cumberbatch while the first snow falls outside.
REM: Your face is Anton Yelchin, saving the day at the best possible moment with his Russian pimp shoes and red shirt.
Me: Your face is Loki’s hair gently stroking baby sea turtles in the moonlight.
REM: Your face is the gentle fluttering of millions of tumblr fangirls’ hearts when a new thing involving loki or supernatural comes out.
Me: Your face is the whisper of a hummingbird hopped up on 3 shots of espresso and a geek beer.
REM: Your face is a #BurritoWatch2013 update from Wil Wheaton.
Me: Your face is like a tree climbed by john barrowman
REM: DAMN RIGHT IT IS
Me: I win!
REM: Climbed me like a TREE. To be fair that was soooort of cheating. #Iaintevenmad
Yeah… we’re odd, but we’re fun.